Big shoulder pads, bigger hair, and so many neon colors it nearly burned out our retinas. I'm talking about the 80s, of course, and what were the 80s without MTV?!?! Strangely, when we went back and listened to that Dire Straits song, we discovered that Sting is actually singing "I want my HWV." Ahead of his time, he was.

The 100% cotton men's classic tee will look good on everyone. Perfect under a denim jacket with pins that say "Save Ferris" and "Frankie Say Relax."